the thicker your thighs, the more chickens can fit on your lap
thick thighs + tiny chickens = so many
I HOLLERED
Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”
AFRAID OF WHAT??
here have a second video of the ones that missed the cut for part one
This is such a weird mix of some of my favorite vines and ones I’ve never seen before and I love it
glad you like it
can u believe that red lipstick lip sync vine lady and TAMPONS brother vine guy are married now
This is EXACTLY what happens when Men fight for the first time!
EXACTLY!
The Man Switch gets turned from OFF to ON.
So, for all you Men out there……
Turn on your Man Switch!
Visit a fight gym and take a free class!
Fight!
It will change you FOREVER!
Train and fight!
Always seek Manliness!
WarriorMale
I can’t believe @warriormale can find fighting analogies in something so adorable, and yet it be true.
Does my dude have a built in fight-detector that picks up anything that can be related to combat so he can rush to the scene and cheer them on?
Absolutely!
When the Man Switch is turned ON, this “fight-detector” starts to function!’
When Men fight, they want more Manliness.
So when they see a guy that looks like a fighter, they want to fight him!
Fighting produces and nurtures Manliness.
Self Control kicks in but that desire to fight is always there when that Switch is turned ON.
Fighters LOVE Manliness!
WarriorMale
@warriormale is the threatening encouragement we all need
Wow, I’ve never heard that before!
Thank you!
Threatening Encouragement!
Train and fight!
WarriorMale
ochako is good because she got into the most prestigious school in the country with the ability to make things float alone. like she had no connections, no money, and not even that op of a power. she was just like “im tired of watching my family suffer. i’m gonna get into the best school and the hardest course so i can make more money.” and then she did it. the absolute madwoman. it’s the basic equivalent of someone from poverty making it into harvard. like hell yeah,,, u go girl
some rich kid from ochako’s middle school who’s in the general studies class: you got into UA?
ochako: what, like it’s hard?
let’s also not forget that in an entrance exam that over 10,000 kids had to have participated in (only 1 in 300 kids get in, so for each of the 36 kids that passed the entrance exam, 299 didn’t), she scored third over all. she scored third on an exam that over 10,000 kids took. she did that.
anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason
there was also the chocolate factory commerical
My whole body just experienced deja vu
I feel soooo old!!!!
damnitperseus